exhibition-ism:

The amazing paper cut out art of Dan Jaffe- http://www.flickr.com/photos/theylivewesleep/

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stuffaboutminneapolis:

Helicopter Burger - The Anchor Fish & Chips
Just had a fantastic lunch at The Anchor Fish & Chips in Nordeast with Ed Kohler. We each got “The Helicopter” burger, and it was something else.
The Helicopter is made with grass-fed beef from Thousand Hills in Cannon Falls, a slice of Irish Cheddar Cheese, a slab of Fischer Farms Ham, and a over easy egg on top.
This burger is the real deal folks, you need to make it a part of your life.

Best grass-fed burger in town.  Named “Helicopter” because you’ll need to be airlifted to the hospital.  Seriously.

stuffaboutminneapolis:

Helicopter Burger - The Anchor Fish & Chips

Just had a fantastic lunch at The Anchor Fish & Chips in Nordeast with Ed Kohler. We each got “The Helicopter” burger, and it was something else.

The Helicopter is made with grass-fed beef from Thousand Hills in Cannon Falls, a slice of Irish Cheddar Cheese, a slab of Fischer Farms Ham, and a over easy egg on top.

This burger is the real deal folks, you need to make it a part of your life.

Best grass-fed burger in town.  Named “Helicopter” because you’ll need to be airlifted to the hospital.  Seriously.

A Closer Look at M Burger in Chicago

At the heart of every great burger joint is an interesting story.  Shake Shack started in a park.  In-N-Out conceived the drive thru to take advantage of all those new “freeway” things.  Matt’s Bar one day whimsically put cheese in a burger for jaded customer.  

So, after having my first M Burger experience last month, I went looking for its story.  I found that M Burger is part of Lettuce Entertain You(LEYE), a Chicago based restaurant group.  Since the first location opened on Michigan Ave. about two years ago, M Burger has been on fire, opening three more well received locations, most recently their Water Tower location- this one with beer and more ice cream.  That’s about all I could find of a story.  

 

new Water Tower location

There had to be more to it.  After asking around, I was led to partner and chef Tim Hockett.  He divulged the details of their “secret menu” and told the story of the M Burger concept, its growth and its future:

Burger Night:  How did you come to work on M Burger?

Tim Hockett:  I’ve been with Lettuce Entertain You restaurants for going on 15 years.  Working at an assortment of their restaurants… I was a corporate test kitchen chef for a while.

In 2008, during the financial slowdown, I was working at Tru.  We had a kitchen table that used to be all the rave about 13 years ago when we opened- where you actually sit in the kitchen, watch the chef cook, and he would present the food.  But by 2008, kitchen tables were becoming kind of a dime a dozen out here.

So we were figuring, how can we repurpose this room for Tru and we just saw kind of a lack of great casual restaurants in the area.  So a burger joint came to mind.

BN:  Was that your idea?

TH:  Yeah, that was something I presented to Rich Melman, our founder, and he’s always been in a quest for the perfect burger.  Burgers have kind of been his passion.  At R.J. Grunts he’s always had an awesome burger on the menu.  So he was up for the idea and we put together a little sample menu.  In thinking out the concept, we only had about 500 sq. ft of space to work with, so we knew we’d have eight counter seats inside the space.  We wanted to keep the menu as simple as possible, and also something that could be picked up really fast.  

So me and a couple other partners travelled around the states a little bit and hit all sorts of burger places- everything from In-N-Out on the west coast to Shake Shack on the east coast and just tried to find where we wanted to head in that better burger market that’s out there right now.

BN:  Was there any particular burger joint that ended up inspiring you on the way?

TH:  In-N-Out has always been my favorite.  Burgers, for me, have always been something you eat on the go.  It’s on a bun for a reason.  Its supposed to be quick.  It was part of our culture back in the day.  We’ve never been a big fan of the 10 oz. burger that takes 15 minutes to cook and is served on a plate.

BN:  It’s a convenience food.

TH:  Yeah, and George Motz has kind of become a buddy for us.  We kind of followed his book, Hamburger America.  What we found is the griddled burger that cooks really fast on a really, really hot griddle served with minimal toppings… just trying to keep it simple.

So that’s kind of what we ended up with.  

Everyone who worked on the first M Burger kind of came out of a fine dining culture, so we wanted bring, like Danny Meyer did in New York, all the skill sets that you do in a normal kitchen into the burger world, and I think that’s something we do very well in our four locations.

BN:  Do you use a blend of different cuts of beef, like Shake Shack?  Or is it pretty straight forward?

TH:  We tried a ton of different blends, including the one they do at Shake Shack… I forget the blend…

BN:  I think they have sirloin, brisket and chuck out there…

TH:  Yeah, the guy that blends for them actually blends for a couple of our restaurants out here in Chicago, and nothing rang true like just a straight chuck.  We do kind of have our own blend and grinding method- a little bit different that most.  And that’s something we’ve been doing at R.J. Grunts for a while with the double grind secret. We took it one step further with ours.

But yeah, it’s just under a quarter of a pound for each individual patty.  I recommend doubles to most people, which is just over a quarter pound, just under half a pound.

BN:  Can you say what the exact weight is?

TH:  It differs a little bit, from like 2.6 to 2.8 or so, it’s just over 5 oz. for a double.

We found too, tasting burgers and fries and shakes around the country, and even here in Chicago there are some great places, that we preferred something that’s a little bit lighter.  The first one was in a neighborhood where Northwestern Hospital’s entire campus is located now.  And it’s off Michigan avenue, a lot of shoppers, a lot of different people dining out there.  We wanted to be quick, but we also wanted to keep people a little lighter on their feet.

BN:  I think a lot of what makes your burgers feel so light is the buns.

TH:  Well, we went with the traditional squishy bun, kind of like our favorite places.  The pretzel roll is great, I don’t know if you’ve heard of Kuma’s Corner, they made quite a bit out their pretzel roll bun.  And Shake Shack has their potato bun, which is also really tasty.  But, especially for any burger that’s so thin and griddled so fast, you need something that is going to let the meat stand out.  It doesn’t need another flavor.

BN:  Did you spend a long time developing the bun, or did you already have that established from other restaurants?

TH:  A little bit of each.  A lot of thought went into it.  We knew once we tasted our first few rounds of burgers: this is the bun we want.

Like our pickle, our pickle comes from Germany, it’s a special gherkin pickle.  We tasted sweet and dill pickles for a couple weeks and finally we found something that was just right coming out of Germany.  Its not too sweet and its not too dilly and it has enough tartness to cut the fat in our sauce, and works really well with the patty too.  

Every step of the way, a lot people on our team came from a culinary background, so we knew what we liked already, and we just kind of plugged that in and developed the menu- which originally meant only three burgers on the menu: the single, double and the chicken and a vegetarian option.  Now were up to five or six menu items.  And we have about ten off the menu that are kind of neighborhood favorites.  The Hurt Burger is one that was off the menu for about a year and a half, and we just put it on the menu in October, I think it was.  It’s spicy barbecue sauce, jalapenos, and pepper jack cheese, which is an awesome combo on there.

BN:  During development was there any menu item that you wanted on the menu that just didn’t quite make the cut?

TH:  We tried a number of vegetarian options…. again, I like what In-N-Out does with their vegetarian options.  Where it’s just greens, tomato and the sauce, pickle, onion on a bun.  There’s no veggie patty.  We played around with lots of different kinds of veggie patties or, kind of a cheese patty.  In the end we found that we liked the freshest thing.  We use an avocado spread that we put on our chicken sandwich- and sauce, lettuce, pickle, onion, and pepper jack cheese.  But yeah, there were plenty of veggie options we toyed around with.

Originally we started, for about four months, with ketchup and mayo on all our burgers.  Only our M Burger came with our secret sauce.  By popular demand though, we changed, because everyone was asking for the sauce on every burger that they ordered.  So we started putting that on all of them.  Now we have ketchup and mayo as an option, it’s called the Old Fashioned on our menu.  It also comes with a slice of tomato, which normally doesn’t come with our burgers.

There have been some things that have moved around a little bit, but basically we’ve stayed true to what we pushed through in development.

BN:  Was the rapid growth part of the initial plan?

TH:  It’s something LEYE has never done with a restaurant before.  Rich has done over 180 restaurants now, and all of them kind of take on a life of their own.  Like, obviously, our fine dining restaurant, Tru, it’s going to be really hard to duplicate.  But something a little more mainstream like our Wildfire, I think we have eight units right now.  Wow Bao quick Asian, we have four, but that’s been developing over ten years.  

With M Burger, we just wanted to do each one right.  Were looking at a couple locations for the next one right now.

 BN:  Are they both in Chicago?

TH:  Were still looking at Chicago, we want to kind of use the neighborhood that we have here.  We also have restaurants within LEYE in Minnesota, D.C., and California.  So if we grow, we’ll probably grow to one of those neighborhoods first, just so we can have friends and family watch the place- keep a good eye on it.  But you know, sky’s the limit.  Right now we have the luxury of being able to take them one at a time.  That’s kind of the benefit of working with an established restaurant group like LEYE.  

BN:  So it wasn’t really envisioned any particular way, as a national chain or just a single location operation?

TH:  First off it was designed specifically to be a one location place.  It came out of a need for that space… and it was just a perfect size for five or six guys to flip burgers, serve fries and shakes.  It was in a great neighborhood that needed something kind of cheap, fast and great quality.

We knew we had something good and special on our hands, and the neighborhood really liked it, so from there we just kind of listen to the neighborhoods of Chicago.  We don’t want to fully saturate our market, we want there to be a desire for more, so we’re just taking it one step at a time.

BN:  Is there a burger joint out there you’ve never been to that you’ve wanted to try?

TH:  There’s some obscure ones from George Motz’s book for sure that I want to try.  I can’t think of any off hand.  I really like the Apple Pan out in California.

BN:  Have you been to Edzo’s?

TH:  Ed used to work for us at LEYE.  It’s actually by my house.  He found a great neighborhood, just like we did here.  He tailored to the neighborhood, he closes Saturday/Sunday, he closes at like 4 or 5 everyday, so I have a hard time actually finding out when he’s open, cause I’m working most the time he’s open… but yeah, great burger, really great fries.  Good stuff.  And also, in Chicago, if you’re ever around, Top Notch Burgers- it’s like an 80 year old spot that’s really good too.

BN:  Yeah, that’s one of my favorites anywhere.

TH:  Yeah, it’s good- old school chocolate shakes- a good burger with caramelized onions.

BN:  Well thanks Tim.  That’s all I have.  Let me know if you’re ever in town- I’ll take you around to some the Minneapolis joints.


…the Hurt Burger, 3rd degree(hottest).

In keeping with the In-N-Out fanfare, M Burger has a “secret menu”, here are the details:

1.  Chicken Hurt:  Homemade, spicy barbecue sauce, mayo, lettuce, pickle, onion, jalapenos.

2.  Chicken Mikey:  Ketchup, mayo, lettuce, pickle, onion - why?  Because that’s the way Mikey likes it…really.

3.  Dr Betty:  Nurse Betty + a burger patty.

4.  Chicken “M”:  M Burger with chicken substituted.

5.  Old Fashioned Hamburger:  Hamburger with ketchup, mayo, lettuce, pickles, onions, tomato.

6.  Old Fashioned Cheeseburger:  Cheeseburger with ketchup, mayo, lettuce, pickles, onions, tomato.

7.  Big “O” Style:  Anything with caramelized onion

8.  Lettuce Wrap/Adam and Eve:  Iceberg lettuce instead of a bun.

9.  Grilled Cheese

10.  Haberdash:  A double M Burger, but instead of a bun, substitute a grilled cheese on the top and bottom.

11.  Barn Yard:  Everything on the farm - an M Burger, plus chicken (patty, chicken, bacon).

12.  Green Chili Cheese Fries

13.  Espresso Shake

 

Using In-N-Out as a teacher and Hamburger America as a guide is a solid approach.  In-N-Out knows not waning popularity and Hamburger America is like the “Map of the Stars Homes” of the burger world.

In an age of blends, brioche buns and burger sauce, where ketchup and mayo are considered old fashioned, a certain degree of adaptation is a must.  But it seems the “better burger” market is taking a turn toward the simple and classic, and that the modern/gourmet hamburger interpretations are tending toward novelty. 

With the limited size of their original location, M Burger was geared to being one of those simple burger joints.  Fortunately for Chicago, simplicity makes a really good burger.

Hamburger Horrors by Oscar Auca, 2004
Totally worth expedited shipping.  The description alone is a total mind trip:

“Peoples all across the USA lovesto eats hamburgers all the time now so I wrote about this one lonely hamburgerthat comes to life after it had been eaten up by this one single human beingand giant oversized hamburger types person comes on out and eats up people forif now thats people eats up billions of hamburger meats every single day of theyear. Then only once in the history ofall mens kind now that’s a hamburger comes to life and eats up alots peopleslike we all eats hamburger meats in ours everydays life now so please read mybook Hamburger Horror and finds outwhats happen with this one greats big lonely oversized hamburger type person inNew York State and for once you all do read this book o mine you’ll all willthen find out whats really happen now to that giant hamburger type of person inNew York state and also within reading my book you’ll all find out then that’salots of others greats stuff happens along the way to but you’ll all must nowread my book thens to find out what thats other stuff is now thats happen tocome up alongs the way from start to finish and you’ll will all find out whenby the time now you’ll all have finish reading my book thats you’ll all haveread now a real truly greats science fiction fantasy of modern times type book. And if you’ll all do this book of mine I’llthank you all so very much from the bottom of my heart for reading my book now.”
About the Author:
“Name Oscar Auca, age 40. I’m 5 feet tall with dark colorshair. The book came from afters seeing the movie Attackof the Killer Tomatoes. It was not agood movie at all. It’s very dumb androtten type of a movie that’s why my book HamburgerHorror was written and that one movie is where my book come from sincethat’s tomatoes are put in hamburger sandwiches and that is why it has comesout as a giant hamburger monster sandwich for its head now.”

Hamburger Horrors by Oscar Auca, 2004

Totally worth expedited shipping.  The description alone is a total mind trip:

“Peoples all across the USA lovesto eats hamburgers all the time now so I wrote about this one lonely hamburgerthat comes to life after it had been eaten up by this one single human beingand giant oversized hamburger types person comes on out and eats up people forif now thats people eats up billions of hamburger meats every single day of theyear. Then only once in the history ofall mens kind now that’s a hamburger comes to life and eats up alots peopleslike we all eats hamburger meats in ours everydays life now so please read mybook Hamburger Horror and finds outwhats happen with this one greats big lonely oversized hamburger type person inNew York State and for once you all do read this book o mine you’ll all willthen find out whats really happen now to that giant hamburger type of person inNew York state and also within reading my book you’ll all find out then that’salots of others greats stuff happens along the way to but you’ll all must nowread my book thens to find out what thats other stuff is now thats happen tocome up alongs the way from start to finish and you’ll will all find out whenby the time now you’ll all have finish reading my book thats you’ll all haveread now a real truly greats science fiction fantasy of modern times type book. And if you’ll all do this book of mine I’llthank you all so very much from the bottom of my heart for reading my book now.”

About the Author:

“Name Oscar Auca, age 40. I’m 5 feet tall with dark colorshair. The book came from afters seeing the movie Attackof the Killer Tomatoes. It was not agood movie at all. It’s very dumb androtten type of a movie that’s why my book HamburgerHorror was written and that one movie is where my book come from sincethat’s tomatoes are put in hamburger sandwiches and that is why it has comesout as a giant hamburger monster sandwich for its head now.”

albertisawesome:

Matt’s Bar makes the finest Jucy Lucy in town.

Looking good.

A few months back someone posted a spreadsheet listing pizza places in the Twin Cities and pertinent details- locations, phone numbers, website links.  I’m guessing this was on Heavy Table but I couldn’t find a link to the story, so here’s a direct link to the Pizza Places in the Twin Cities.  
Of course this begged the question: why do we not have a Twin Cities Burger Spreadsheet- a simple, wondrous reference for local hamburger hunting.  Why doesn’t every major metropolitan area have one?  Well, here’s to fixing our little piece of that nonsense.  
This is the initial compilation of our Twin Cities Burger Spreadsheet.  Included are burger lover type details such as patty weight, thickness and cooking method.  There are some holes and likely some places that have been overlooked.  This is fully editable, so please help to make this an exhaustive list.  Because it would be so cool if it was.
Love, 
Burger Night

A few months back someone posted a spreadsheet listing pizza places in the Twin Cities and pertinent details- locations, phone numbers, website links.  I’m guessing this was on Heavy Table but I couldn’t find a link to the story, so here’s a direct link to the Pizza Places in the Twin Cities.  

Of course this begged the question: why do we not have a Twin Cities Burger Spreadsheet- a simple, wondrous reference for local hamburger hunting.  Why doesn’t every major metropolitan area have one?  Well, here’s to fixing our little piece of that nonsense.  

This is the initial compilation of our Twin Cities Burger Spreadsheet.  Included are burger lover type details such as patty weight, thickness and cooking method.  There are some holes and likely some places that have been overlooked.  This is fully editable, so please help to make this an exhaustive list.  Because it would be so cool if it was.

Love, 

Burger Night

Another favorite from the Food Film Festival.  It’s an advertisement, but it’s simple, beautiful and well done.  

Oh Chipotle, you’re too good.  

Seriously, you’re too good.

One of my favorite films from last weekend’s Food Film Festival.  

The fact that Americans are valuing small farms and craft foods more and more just may be the most beneficial cultural movement for the well being of humanity that is happening in this country today.

Easy Breezy Pumpkin Pie

My turn to bring dessert.  This is a tweak of Becca Dilley’s Pumpkin Pie that was featured on Heavy Table about a week ago.  The spices are mainly what’s changed- one egg was added too.  Added were allspice, ginger and galangal.

Not as pretty as hers.

Same Pillsbury crust- Whole Foods only had whole wheat crusts… sorry… no.

Smells pretty good.  We’ll see.  A spiced whipped cream will finish it off- inspired by the fantastic Spiced Irish Coffees at last weekend’s Food Film Fest in Chicago.

Happy Thanksgiving ya’ll.  Open those windows.

Beef Jerky Time

On the Road Again

Off to the…

 …in Chicago this weekend.

My hotel is one block away from the original Billy Goat Tavern.

Turtle Burgers on Sunday.

Enter:  therev11  for 20% off your tickets.

A Generous November

Burger Night

Mpls, MN

November 12th, 2011

Temp: 63ºF

Clear skies

Naturally, an outdoor burger celebration was in order.  Likely the last of the season.

Made a chili paste with soaked cascabel and ancho peppers and toasted garlic.

How about on a burger?

Well, let’s just say it pretty much rounded out a beautiful afternoon.

Aw Nuts

My heart may be Minnesotan, but my tongue is Texan.  

Scandinavians drink coffee as transparent as tea, and eat gjetost and lutefisk… I’ll pass.  But garlic, onions, peppers, meat, smoked stuff, salt and simple carbohydrates.  That’s good stuff.

I set out to learn about the origins of chili con carne, but the stories of traditional Texan cuisine(I don’t like the term Tex-Mex) has me exploring and experimenting with the why’s and how’s.

Beside chili con carne, another traditional food during the settling of Texas was the pecan.  Pecans were abundant in the wild, so all it took to sell pecans and pecan related goods was to pick and shell them.

(Yep, pecans up in there.)

One of the most common uses for pecans was with pralines.  One would take the wild pecans, add them to a pot of water and sugar and have candy to sell on the sidewalks.  Such a simple idea.

(Water, a common ingredient in things.)

It seemed too simple.  Sugar, water and pecans?  How could that be anything special?  Well, the process is more delicate that I had thought.  The past couple of weeks I’ve made batch after batch.  One was too watery, another was too hard.  I’ve had trouble keeping the sugar from crystalizing while keeping the mixture thick.  I tried different sugars- brown, evaporated cane juice, Demerara and combinations too. 

The ones that were decent couldn’t be handled.  The others just tasted like you were just chewing on sugar and pecans.  I had to have been missing something- even a desperate cowboy wouldn’t drop a nickel for this crap.

I had to call in the big guns.  I asked Dave Arnold over at Cooking Issues.  His suggestion for eliminating the sugar crystals: minimize agitation.  Every damn recipe I read said to mix in the crystals or “beat until opaque”.  Apparently some folks prefer the sugar crystals in their pralines.  Anyway, Dave was right.  My recent batches I quite literally didn’t touch.  The pot simmers for an hour or so, the candy cools hard and without too many crystals.  

You might think that they’d be painfully sweet, but they don’t come off that way.  But the richer the flavor of the sugar you use, the better off you’ll be with these.  And don’t add the pecans until right before spooning them out- they’ll get soggy and weird.

Up next:  French Fried Potatoes

Sweet ass side note:  

Another moment of simple Texan culinary genius- if you boil this:

(2 bucks at Rainbow)

…for three hours and let cool completely; you get this:

It tastes just like the caramel on caramel apples, but also works remarkably well on a spoon.

Burger Neighbor

There’s a new burger on the Minneapolis scene.  Sort of.  

In actuality, My Burger has been serving downtown folk for 7 years now.  But with a brand new modern look slowly devised with the help of Fame, also of downtown… fame…, it’s easy to mistake the neighborhood newcomer as a big chain or a rookie.

Owner(with his father- who also owns Nicollet Island Inn), John Abdo told me yesterday, their quietly announced opening day, that they’re still using the same recipe that his father, the “serial entrepreneur”, devised nearly seven years ago.  They use an 80/20 lean/fat Angus beef, quarter pound patty, griddled with their special seasoning and pressed thin.  Buttered, toasted buns and sweet pickles are standard- but they offer dill pickles too.  John says that the sweet pickles were his mom’s idea.  

To get a good idea of a burger, I like to try it plain first.  Here’s their plain hamburger on a buttered, toasted bun served with fries for $5.45.  Solid.

Overall, it was dry- needed condiments.  However, when I mentioned this to John, I didn’t get the impression it was a common complaint and he assured me they will cook a burger medium rare upon request.  A good caramelized crust on the patty, but the patty was too thin for my taste.  

The fries were solid- for 3/8”.  I’ve always been a 1/4” fry man myself.  Thicker fries tend to distract with too much potato flavor and texture in the middle.  This was the case here, but they managed to find a way to keep the fries relatively crispy once they are cold- not a simple feat.

I asked John why they chose 3100 Excelsior Blvd. for their first venture out of downtown.  He says they shopped around the Twin Cities- NE Mpls., St. Paul and S. Mpls., but settled here because they liked the neighborhood and, of course, the traffic.  NE Mpls. and St. Paul are likely future prospects, as I was assured they want to continue to grow.  Are they concerned about being within throwing distance of Burger Jones?  No, “…it’s a totally different market”.  Agreed.

What is John’s favorite local burger(besides his own)?  

“…for a little fancier burger, I love 112(Eatery)… when it’s on and it’s charred on the outside… it’s awesome”.  For “simple” burgers he mentioned of The Nook and Blue Door- making the assertion that Blue Door has the best Ju(i)cy Lucy’s in town.  John said he’s been wanting to make to a Burger Night event, but hasn’t had the chance.

John Abdo on opening day.

My Burger is a simple, family run burger joint that is a definite boon for the local burger landscape.  Check them out if you haven’t already.

Chili Night

As with hamburgers, the exact origin of chili is widely debated.  The most frequent and seemingly most reputable claims say San Antonio, TX is where it began.  In March of 1731, Spaniards held the settlement, then known as Bexar, with the French vying for control.  The Spaniards sent word to their king to send more settlers for support.  The king sent sixteen families, accustomed to spicy foods and garlic, from the Canary Islands.  Their adaptation to the culinary environment found the first recipes for chile con carne.  What exactly those recipes were… no one knows.  

Of course, cowboys greatly popularized chili- and this is where my favorite recipes come from- the chuckwagons.  The recipes of necessity and optimization.  The best method of preserving meats at that time was by salting and drying.  There are accounts of trail men carrying simply dried, salted beef pressed into bricks with chilipiquines(wild peppers).  Alone insufficient for a meal, and to keep their load light, along the frequented trails the travelers would plant onions, garlic and oregano near the rugged mesquite trees- to dissuade animals from stealing their harvest.

(man camped in the mesquite brush near Uvalde, TX)

Sounds good.  Some adjustments seemed prudent.  Here’s 1.7 lbs. of chuck- cut into pieces “the size of pecans”- a descriptive phrase used commonly in old chili recipes:  

To technically cure meats, one needs to add at least 20% of the weight in salt.  Being that I have the luxury of refrigeration and sanity, I opted to tone that down.  Three tablespoons of salt were tossed with the beef bits and set to dry for 3 days:

Commercially produced chilipiquines are spicy as hell(wild, old growth plants produce sweeter fruit), so to make a brew based on that would be suicide.  Subbed in were ancho and dundicut peppers.  First, the beef, onions and garlic were browned, then the rest was added- peppers, cumin, black pepper, Mexican oregano, bay leaves, 6 cups of water and a little corn flour:

After another hour and a half of simmering the meat was tender and the stew thick:

Still a little salty- just from the beef- and it would benefit from a touch of sweetness, but a very unique and intensely rich bowl all the same.  The beans can stay gone forever, but adding tomatoes might be a good idea.  The texture and flavor of the half cured beef was like moist, tender jerky- quite awesome.

Yes, Burger Night will have chili.

Onward and upward.